1. Dilys is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!
2. If you put a drop of liquor on Dilys, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
3. Dilys once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
4. Dilys is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
5. Dilys can taste with her feet.
6. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Dilys from each salad served in first class.
7. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Dilys and water!
8. Two grams of Dilys provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
9. Dilys is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
10. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Dilys.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jiahui!
1. If you chew gum while peeling Jiahui then it will stop you from crying!
2.More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Jiahui.
3.If you put a drop of liquor on Jiahui, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
4. Jiahuiocracy is government by Jiahui.
5. Jiahui has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
6. Banging your head against Jiahui uses 150 calories an hour!
7. Jiahui is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
8. Originally, Jiahui could not fly!
9. Jiahui invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC!
10. Astronauts get taller when they are in Jiahui!
aiyo, see what a stressed girl in dismay resorts to.
i got one thing in common with my darling!
jiahuiocracy!
i can taste with my feet!