The Preface
This book originated from Bangladesh, which is Yang Seh's country. Beware people, if you don't know who he is, you better watch out. He might be anywhere around you, in front, behind or even on top of you. 1000 years ago, a person offended him and the next day he was found to be drowned in a pool of Big Macs. So if you want to live, better know what you are saying, if not, you might be rammed by a snowball the next day...


Chapter I: The Logic of Yang
This topic is very easy to pick up, as it is the most basic topic in the whole manual. If you cannot master this topic, read it again and you will be as seh as Yang Seh in no time.


Example 1
Q. Why is the hall so quiet?
A. Because it is not noisy.


Example 2
Q. Why is the water so dirty?
A. Because it is not clean.


Example 3
Q. Why is he so short?
A. Because he is not tall.


These 3 examples are straight-foward and do not require much thinking. But here is the important part, take note of the examples below.


Example 4
Q. Why are you so seh/ imba/ pro?
A. Because Yang seh is here.


Example 5
Q. Why you so noob/ lousy? OR Why you kena owned/ pwned?
A. Because Yang seh is not here.


This way of answering only applies to the few questions listed above, so better be careful and do not make the wrong answer...


Chapter II: Understanding the World Through Yang
The entire universe was created by Yang Seh. From the beginning of time, there was only ONE being- Ronald Yang.


One day, Ronlad Yang primal splitted and caused the BIG BANG- an enormous explosion due to the fats in Ronald Yang. The explosion caused thousands of Big Macs to flow into space and Ronald Yang became Ronald MacDonald and Yang Seh. Together, they created the Earth through their fats and vowed to meet again after a billion years.


Yang Seh formed the Yang alliance and later it became Yang Seh's Food Brigade- the sehest CCA in the universe. As for Ronald MacDonald, he opened the MacDonald branch and it became the sehiest and healthiest restaurant in the universe. They became the ultimate force and were invincible.


BUT, one day, from the depths of Big Macs, Double Chin was born! This adversary is a force not to be reckoned with and even Yang Seh himself cannot stop him. Double chin is able to give off a more seh seh aura than Yang Seh and this causes more people to win in UNO!


But do not worry, Yang Seh's balls hold magical powers. This secret may not be known to many people as they are too noob. With his magical balls, he is able to produce magical water that is able to increase anybody's power by 100000 times!


Now, from my current noob knowledge of Yang Seh, I shall list down his GODLIKE powers:


1. Purify fats- Yang Seh is able to purify his fats by eating Ba Gua because it is like Ah Gua.
2. Magic balls- Yang Seh's magic balls can increase anybody's power by 100000 times!
3. Power slam- Can destroy the entire universe if wanted to.
4. Taunt- Yang Seh snorts like a pig and forces all nearest 100 units to attack him, even when they know they will get eaten.
5. Dismember- Yang Seh EATS a targeted unit and replenishes his health [unable to target Ronald MacDonald or Double Chin]


Chapter III
This chapter is only for browsing and is not served as an educational purpose. You are warned.


If you didn't know, there is a new world apart from the mortal world. The new world is the world of Yang. It can only be gotten to by going to the gateway, and in the digimon world to the alterbridge, and then to the world of Yang.


If you are wondering what is so good about the world of Yang, the good thing is that you will not be affected from things happening in the mortal world. In addition, you will gain godlike powers provided if you are within a 100km radius from Yang Seh.


However, he may treat you as an enemy and instead of getting the Seh aura, you might get a degeneration aura which causes you to take 100 damage per second and decreases your attack speed and movement speed by 50% or more. So, once again, you are warned.


Below is a chain of the way from the mortal world to the world of Yang:


MORTAL WORLD --> GATEWAY --> DIGIMON WORLD --> ALTERBRIDGE [REQUIRES SONY ERRICSON PHONE MODEL W800I] --> WORLD OF YANG.


If you had read Chapter II, you will realise that Yang Seh has godlike powers. And the truth is, yes, he really has godlike powers. Even how much stronger you are than him, in the end, he will still kill you with the sharpness of his fingernail...


Sadly, we have come to an end of this chapter. But stay tuned to find out more stuff and facts about Yang... And maybe, MAYBE 1 day you will be much SEH-er than him in terms of power. However, it is impossible in terms of size and weight...


NOTE TO ALL READERS: ALL RIGHTS RESERVED FOR THE YANG MANUAL. IF YOU'RE CAUGHT COPYING FROM THE YANG MANUAL, YOU'LL BE EATEN UP... BY YANG SEH.