The Yang Manual by Sentosa
Chapter IV
Yang Seh is known to have 3 more skills, called Fat Hook, Stink and Summon Snowball. The details of his skills are listed below.
1. Purify fats
Skill description:
Yang Seh has learnt the way of godly healing, and is able to sacrifice an amount of his weight to cure himself.
Cooldown:
20 seconds
Level 1: Uses 10 kg and cures 1hp
Level 2: Uses 20 kg and cures 20hp
Level 3: Uses 30 kg and cures 300hp
Level 4: Uses 100 kg and cures 10000hp
2. Magic Balls
Skill description:
Yang Seh uses his balls to increase an ally's damage and speed for 5 mins. The size of the balls increases per level.
Cooldown:
3 minutes.
Level 1: Small balls -->Boosts attack damage by 10%, and speed by 50%
Level 2: Medium balls -->Boosts attack damage by 20%, and speed by 100%
Level 3: Large balls -->Boosts attack damage by 30%, and speed by 150%
Level 4: Large balls+Upsize -->Boosts attack damage by 100000%, and speed by 200%
Level 5: Supersized balls[Only available if you are playing in Bangladesh] -->Boosts attack damage by 1000000%, and maximum attack and movement speed.
3. Power Slam
Skill description: Yang Seh jumps, leaving an impact on the Earth.
Cooldown: Until Earth has reformed.
Level 1: Destroys 2 continents and 1 sea.
Level 2: Destroys 3 continents and 2 seas.
Level 3: Destroys 4 continents and 3 seas
Level 4: Destroys all continents and seas.
4. Taunt
Skill description:
Yang Seh snorts like a pig, causing units to attack him even though they will definitely lose.
Cooldown:
10 minutes.
Level 1: Forces 50 units to attack him.
Level 2: Forces 100 units to attack him.
Level 3: Forces 150 units to attack him.
Level 4: Forces everybody to attack him.
5. Dismember [Active ability] (Ultimate!!!)
Skill description:
Yang Seh shouts "AHHHHHHHHHHH FOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" and is able to eat a target, and replenishes his health after eating.
Cooldown:
10 seconds.
Level 1: Shouts "AHH FOOD!!" and deals 1000 damage to a unit for 6 (3) seconds. Replenishes 500 hp.
Level 2: Shouts "AHHHH FOOOOD!!" and deals 2000 damage to 2 units for 6 (3) seconds. Replenishes 1000 hp.
Level 3: Shouts "AHHHHHHHHHHH FOOOOOOD!!" and deals 10000 damage to all fast food eaters for 6 (3) seconds, excluding himself. Replenishes all hp.
*Brackets are for Double Chin and Ronald MacDonalds.
6. Stink [Passive ability]
Skill description:
This is a permanent skill and requires minimal description.
Cooldown:
-NA-
Level 1: Stinks for 100 damage in a 5mm radius.
Level 2: Stinks for 200 damage in a 50cm radius.
Level 3: Stinks for 300 damage in a 500m radius.
Level 4: Stinks for 400 damage in a 5000km radius.
7. Meat Hook
Skill description:
Sacrifices some weight to gain more.
Cooldown:
10 seconds.
Level 1: 2kg sacrificed-->Hooks for 40kg for 20mm.
Level 2: 4kg sacrificed-->Hooks for 80kg for 20cm.
Level 3: 8kg sacrificed-->Hooks for 160kg for 20m.
Level 4: 32kg sacrificed-->Hooks for 640kg for 200km.
Please also note that this skill is imba as not many fast food eaters weigh 640 kg.
8. Summon Snowball (Ultimate ultimate!!! -->Learnable at 1000000kg.)
Skill description:
Summons snowballs to aid Yang-Seh in battle.
Cooldown:
10 minutes.
Level 1: Summons a Snowball that has 1000000hp, does 20000 damage and has Bash [50% chance to stun for 10 seconds].
Level 2: Summons a Snowball that has 2000000hp, does 40000 damage and has Bash and Critical Strike [60% chance to do 2.2 times damage].
Level 3: Summons 2 Snowballs that has 2000000hp, does 80000 damage and has Bash, Critical Strike, Permanent invisibility, and has Stink [Damage and radius according to Stink's Level].
As you can see, Yang Seh has skills that makes him godlike. So don't even think about offending him.
We end this chapter now, and tune in to the next few chapters for Ronald Macdonald and Double Chin's skills.
Chapter V
As you can see in Chapter IV, Yang Seh has godlike skills and can use it to kill anybody he wants to. So do not even think about offending him.
Now, I discovered that Ronald Macdonalds also has imbalanced skills which makes him imbalanced.
I shall list out his skills below:
1. Imbal fries
Skill description:
Summons fries, dealing damage to enemies for 30 seconds.
Cooldown:
1 minute
Mana cost:
490, 580, 750, 900, 1
Level 1: Summons a small packet of 49 fries, with base attack speed of 0.9 and does 10 damage per fry.
Level 2: Summons a medium packet of 58 fries, with base attack speed of 0.8 and does 20 damage per fry.
Level 3: Summons a large packet of 75 fries, with base attack speed of 0.7 and does 30 damage per fry.
Level 4: Summons a large+upsize packet of 90 fries, with base attack speed of 0.6 and does 40 damage per fry.
Level 5: [ONLY AVAILABLE IN BANGLADESH!!!] Summons 2 supersized packets of 216 fries, with base attack speed of 0.01 and does 100 damage per fry.
2. Imbal Coke
Skill description:
This is Ronald Macdonald's urine and he uses it to suck the soul out of his opponent, and then regaining the same amount of hp. He can own Pugna with this.
Cooldown: 20 seconds
Mana cost: 100, 200, 300, 400, 1
Level 1: Pisses onto 2 random enemies for 100 damage per second. Lasts 8 seconds.
Level 2: Pisses onto 3 random enemies for 200 damage per second. Lasts 10 seconds.
Level 3: Pisses onto 4 random enemies for 300 damage per second. Lasts 12 seconds.
Level 4: Pisses onto 5 random enemies for 400 damage per second. Lasts 14 seconds.
Level 5: [ONLY AVAILABLE IN UNITED STATES!!!] Pisses onto 10 random enemies for 1000 damage per second. Lasts 20 seconds.
3. Etheral
Skill description:
Ronald Macdonald uses a Golden Arch 10000kg logo to turn someone Etheral, taking no damage from physical attacks but taking extra damage from spells.
Cooldown: 30 seconds
Level 1: Costs 200 mana, turns a random enemy unit etheral for 10 seconds, taking 200% damage from spells.
Level 2: Costs 150 mana, turns 2 random enemy units etheral for 20 seconds, taking 300% damage from spells.
Level 3: Costs 100 mana, turns 3 random enemy units etheral for 30 seconds, taking 400% damage from spells.
Level 4: Costs 50 mana, turns 5 random enemy units etheral for 40 seconds, taking 500% damage from spells.
4. Imbal Sitting-On-A-Bench [Ultimate!!]
Skill description:
Ronald Macdonald's wear attractive clothes, causing enemy units nearby in a 2000 radius to sit with him, he then forces them to eat food, dealing damage to them per second. Note that Yang Seh will gain weight (hp) from this skill.
Cooldown: 5 minutes
Level 1: Sits with him for 10 seconds, dealing 200 damage per second.
Level 2: Sits with him for 20 seconds, dealing 300 damage per second.
Level 3: Sits with him for 30 seconds, dealing 400 damage per second.
Level 4: [ONLY AVAILABLE IN SINGAPORE!!!] Sits with THEM for 1 minute, dealing 5000 damage per millisecond, and regaining 100 hp per second.
5. Imbal Hair
Skill description:
This is a passive ability. Enemies get attracted to Ronald Macdonald's hair, and they have the Hair Disease.
Cooldown: -NA-
Level 1: Deals 100 damage per second.
Level 2: Deals 200 damage per second.
Level 3: Deals 300 damage per second.
Level 4: Deals 400 damage per second.
6. Imbal Doublemcspicy [Not available in Singapore.]
Skill description:
Ronald Macdonald throws the patty, vegetables, mayo, chicken, chicken, and then patty at the opponent, dealing damage.
Cooldown: 2 minutes
Level 1: Deals 50 damage per patty, 10 damage per vegetable, 20 damage per serving of mayo(100gm), and 1000 damage per chicken.
Level 2: Deals 100 damage per patty, 20 damage per vegetable, 20 damage per serving of mayo(50gm), and 2000 damage per chicken.
Level 3: Deals 200 damage per patty, 40 damage per vegetable, 40 damage per serving of mayo(50gm), and 4000 damage per chicken.
Level 4: Deals 400 damage per patty, 80 damage per vegetable, 40 damage per serving of mayo(50gm), and 9000 damage per chicken.
7. Imbal McSpicy [ONLY AVAILABLE IN SINGAPORE!!!] (Ultimate Ultimate!!!)
Skill description:
Ronald Macdonald decides to change all Double McSpicys in Singapore to McSpicys, and it still has the same effect.
Cooldown: 1 minute [TOLD YOU RONALD MACDONALD WAS IMBAL.]
Level 1: Deals 1000 damage per patty, 200 damage per vegetable, 1000 damage regardless how much mayo, and 20000 damage for the chicken.
Level 2: Deals 2000 damage per patty, 400 damage per vegetable, 2000 damage regardless how much mayo, and 40000 damage for the chicken.
Level 3: Deals 4000 damage per patty, 800 damage per vegetable, 4000 damage regardless how much mayo, and 80000 damage for the chicken.
We have come to the end of this chapter. Tune in to the next chapter for Double Chin's skills, and the next few for the story.
NOTE TO ALL READERS: ALL RIGHTS RESERVED FOR THE YANG MANUAL. IF YOU'RE CAUGHT COPYING FROM THE YANG MANUAL, YOU'LL BE EATEN UP... BY YANG SEH.
